A Canadian Joke!

A Canadian Joke!
Nov 21, 2007 02:00
guest21131	Alan's joke really made me laugh loudly so that I am going to share with you this one. An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie. He went to the neurosurgeon and asked, "Is there anything you can do to me that would make me into a Newfie?". "Sure it's easy." replied the neurosurgeon. "All I have to do is cut out 1/3 of your brain, and you'll be a Newfie." The Ontarian was very pleased, and immediately underwent the operateion. However, the neurosurgeon's knife slipped, and instead of cutting 1/3 of the patient's brain, the surgeon accidentally cut out 2/3 of the patient's brain. He was terribly remorseful, and waited impatiently beside the patient's bed as the patient recovered from the anaesthestic. As soon as the patient was conscious, the neurosurgeon said to him "I'm terribly sorry, but there was a ghastly accident. Instead of cutting out 1/3 of your brain, I accidentally cut out 2/3 of your brain." The patient replied "Qu'est-ce que vous avez dit, monsieur?"

Nov 21, 2007 02:00

guest21131

Alan's joke really made me laugh loudly so that I am going to share with you this one.

An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie. He went to the neurosurgeon and asked, "Is there anything you can do to me that would make me into a Newfie?". "Sure it's easy." replied the neurosurgeon. "All I have to do is cut out 1/3 of your brain, and you'll be a Newfie." The Ontarian was very pleased, and immediately underwent the operateion. However, the neurosurgeon's knife slipped, and instead of cutting 1/3 of the patient's brain, the surgeon accidentally cut out 2/3 of the patient's brain. He was terribly remorseful, and waited impatiently beside the patient's bed as the patient recovered from the anaesthestic. As soon as the patient was conscious, the neurosurgeon said to him "I'm terribly sorry, but there was a ghastly accident. Instead of cutting out 1/3 of your brain, I accidentally cut out 2/3 of your brain." The patient replied "Qu'est-ce que vous avez dit, monsieur?"

Nov 21, 2007 03:41	#1
BETHANYBETHANY Points: Join Date: Aug 9, 2006 Status: Offline	Have French read this?

Nov 21, 2007 04:37	#2
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	I have heard the same joke about an Englishman wanting to become Irish exept he turned out to be Australian. Dodger

Nov 21, 2007 06:37	#3
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Only to become Irish he had the op 3 times, to be sure, to be sure, to be sure, he he Alan

Nov 24, 2007 02:43	#4
AL32 Points: Join Date: Sep 11, 2007 Status: Offline	Oh well, easy joke that is. But being from the only Canadian french speaking province myself, I can just say that it's not normal to envy people that know more than us... If people can't get that extra knowledge for themselves, then sometimes those have nothing else than to make fun of it. Normal reactio; the best one, I don't know...

Nov 24, 2007 02:48	#5
AL32 Points: Join Date: Sep 11, 2007 Status: Offline	I meant: "normal to envy" ... or not abnormal. ;-)

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