The laziest man

The laziest man
Dec 28, 2007 02:01
JOHNNY512 Points: Join Date: Nov 29, 2004 Status: offline	There is a funny story about laziness. Three young men were lying by the roadside doing nothing. A person passed by and asked curiously, "Ah! What are you three doing here?" They said,"Oh! We are very lazy, so we are lying here. We do not want to work." The person said, "Well, if this is so, you tell me how you are lazy. I shall give one dollar to the laziest person." If one wants to be lazy, one might as well be completely lazy so that others have nothing to say. One of the lazy ones said, "I am very thirsty. I am both hungry and thirsty. I have a pear in my pocket, but I am so lazy that I cannot take it out." The next one said, "Well! That is nothing. The sun keeps shining in my eyes. It hurts my eyes, but I am too lazy to turn my head around." The third person said, "Well, the two of them are not so bad. I am the laziest.” He continued, "I want to go to sleep very badly. I am exhausted! But I am too lazy to close my eyes."

Dec 28, 2007 02:01

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There is a funny story about laziness. Three young men were lying by the roadside doing nothing. A person passed by and asked curiously, "Ah! What are you three doing here?" They said,"Oh! We are very lazy, so we are lying here. We do not want to work."

The person said, "Well, if this is so, you tell me how you are lazy. I shall give one dollar to the laziest person." If one wants to be lazy, one might as well be completely lazy so that others have nothing to say.

One of the lazy ones said, "I am very thirsty. I am both hungry and thirsty. I have a pear in my pocket, but I am so lazy that I cannot take it out."

The next one said, "Well! That is nothing. The sun keeps shining in my eyes. It hurts my eyes, but I am too lazy to turn my head around."

The third person said, "Well, the two of them are not so bad. I am the laziest.” He continued, "I want to go to sleep very badly. I am exhausted! But I am too lazy to close my eyes."

Dec 28, 2007 09:51	#1
GRIZ326 Points: Join Date: Jun 12, 2006 Status: Offline	I think I've hired workers for my property much lazier than those three hehehe ...so who got that dollar? ;-)

Dec 28, 2007 15:05	#2
DESTRUCKDOZ Points: Join Date: Sep 30, 2007 Status: Offline	Are you talking about those day laborers that loiter around home improvement parking lots, Steve? if so damn right, I am never hiring those people again.

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