An old joke for 2008

An old joke for 2008
Jan 2, 2008 02:15
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: offline	One day a man has a terrible stomach complaint and goes to his doctor to see what can be done about it. The doctor tells him that he is very ill, but that he can cure his condition with a course of suppositories, inserted deep into his arse every six hours. "Right", says the doctor, "Bend over and I'll do the first one for you". The man bends down and the doctor sticks the suppository deep into his hole. He then gives the man his course and sends him home. At home, six hours later, the man realizes that he can't stick the suppository far enough up his arse on his own, and asks his wife to help him insert the slippery bullet. After explaining to her what she has to do the man bends over. His wife puts one hand on her husbands shoulder to brace herself and thrusts the suppository really hard and deep into his arse. To her horror her husband lets out a loud, blood-curdling, scream. "My God!" she cries. "What's the matter? Have I hurt you?" "No", replies the man. "But I've just realised that when the doctor did it he had both his hands on my shoulders". Alan

Jan 2, 2008 02:15

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One day a man has a terrible stomach complaint and goes to his doctor to see what can be done about it. The doctor tells him that he is very ill, but that he can cure his condition with a course of suppositories, inserted deep into his arse every six hours.
"Right", says the doctor, "Bend over and I'll do the first one for you". The man bends down and the doctor sticks the suppository deep into his hole. He then gives the man his course and sends him home.
At home, six hours later, the man realizes that he can't stick the suppository far enough up his arse on his own, and asks his wife to help him insert the slippery bullet. After explaining to her what she has to do the man bends over. His wife puts one hand on her husbands shoulder to brace herself and thrusts the suppository really hard and deep into his arse. To her horror her husband lets out a loud, blood-curdling, scream.
"My God!" she cries. "What's the matter? Have I hurt you?"
"No", replies the man. "But I've just realised that when the doctor did it he had both his hands on my shoulders".
Alan

Jan 2, 2008 04:26	#1
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Alan, There is a true life version of this story except it was two male nurses playing a trick on a young Sailor. Sent him to rehab for years..ha Dodger.

Jan 2, 2008 04:46	#2
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	I wonder if he still has a high pitched voice? he he I used to tell the same joke when I had my prostrate checked, the last time it was a nice young lady doctor so I didn't mind that so much, he he Alan

Jan 4, 2008 04:32	#3
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Dodger. Alan, My last check up sent tears to my eyes. It must be so overrated. I’ll just stick to giving thank you…ha Got your bags packed yet? Dodger.

Jan 4, 2008 05:48	#4
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Hi Dodger, No, I will start my packing tomorrow, I also need to dig out my payslips etc for her application for a visa to come to the uk, Alan

Jan 9, 2008 05:54	#5
DESTRUCKDOZ Points: Join Date: Sep 30, 2007 Status: Offline	Oh that is messed up for that guy.

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