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Lttle Johnny
Jan 4, 2008 05:37
Sat on a park bench, little Johnny is munching one mars bar after another.
After seeing him start on his sixth bar, an man sat on the bench across from him shakes his head.
"Son", tuts the man, "Eating all that chocolate isn't good for you. It'll give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat".
Johnny looks back at the man and says, "My Grandad lived until he was 99".
The man nodded and replied "But did your Grandfather eat six or seven mars bars all in one go?"
"No", said Johnny. "He just minded his own F***ing business"
Alan
Jan 9, 2008 05:54
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LOL!!! I wasn't expecting that reply.
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