80 year old man

80 year old man
Feb 6, 2008 01:34
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: offline	An 80-year-old man goes for a medical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof!, the light goes on. When I'm done, poof!, the light goes off." "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says. A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel", he says, "George is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof !, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! The light goes off?" "OH MY GOD!" Ethel exclaims. "He's pi**** in the fridge again!!!!". Alan

Feb 6, 2008 01:34

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An 80-year-old man goes for a medical.
All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's
fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom,
*poof*!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof*!, the light goes off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel", he says,
"George is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his
relationship with God.
Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof *!, the light goes on in the bathroom,
and when he's done, *poof*! The light goes off?"
"OH MY GOD!" Ethel exclaims. "He's pi**** in the fridge again!!!!".

Alan

Feb 6, 2008 01:46	#1
HHW114 Points: Join Date: Feb 6, 2008 Status: Offline	lol~o~ I'll translate it into Chinese and share it with my friends~:)

Feb 8, 2008 21:36	#2
SHESGOTTOBE Points: Join Date: Nov 23, 2007 Status: Offline	Now, I know I have to be wary of 80-year old men. >_<

Feb 12, 2008 10:22	#3
APAULT Points: Join Date: Mar 11, 2006 Status: Offline	No, SheG, they are safe most of the time. Just dont stand near the fridge in the middle of the night.

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