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Can you answer these questions?
Feb 16, 2008 02:45
  • JIMMYB
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No.1 Why did the tiger look inside the toilet?

No.2 Where did you find a dog with no legs?

No.3 What kind of animal needs oil?

No.4 How do sheep greet eacher at Christmas?

No.5 What happened when the two clumsy oxen bumped into each other?

No.6 Pretend you are in the jungle and a tiger is after you. What should you do?

No.7 What do call a snail on a ship?

No.8 What do you call a snake that works?

No.9 What did the snail say when he rode on the turtle's back?

No.10 How do you get a giraffe into a fridge?
Feb 17, 2008 06:50
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  • JABAROOTOO
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NO. 2 In a hot dog...........
Feb 17, 2008 08:50
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  • APAULT
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Difficult ones Jimmy - I will think about them as I fly back to China later this week, but in the meantime....
No 3 A snake (as in snake oil)
No 4 They bleat out their greetings and give wooly jumpers
No 5. They started an annual festival near Kaili!
No 7 Pretend you have a gun and say bang bang
No 8. A real estate agent!
Feb 18, 2008 21:54
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  • JIMMYB
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Paul, you should reconsider your answers carefully. Jabar, your answer is really creative and reasonable. But it was not the correct answer. Just keep guessing!
Feb 19, 2008 21:02
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  • KATRINA
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No.10 How do you get a giraffe into a fridge?

This one is easy If you listen to SHE's songs. The lyrics of their one song writes:" how many steps do you need to put an elephant in a fridge?" The answer is "Three steps". Open the door, put it in and close the door. So is giraffe. Jimmyb, am I correct?
Feb 20, 2008 03:47
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  • JIMMYB
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Katrina, you are so smart. How about other questions? Waiting for your answers!
Feb 24, 2008 01:18
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  • APAULT
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Oops sorry, number 7 should have read number 6.

New answers....
1... beacause it was looking for the tiger balm
2. in a dog bar - it had so much to drink it became 'legless' (a term meaning drunk)
3. a mouse! to stop it squeaking!
4. We wish EWE a Merry Christmas
5. they sounded their horns
6 .Pretend you have a gun and say bang bang
7. a snailor
8. A used car salesman
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10, Buy a large fridge
Any closer?
Mar 8, 2008 01:12
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  • JIMMYB
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Here come the answers:

No.1 He was looking for Pooh!

No.2 Right where you left it.

No.3 A mouse, because it squeaks.

No.4 Merry Christmas to Ewe!

No.5 They had an oxident!

No.6 Stop pretending.

No.7 Snailer.

No.8 A boa constructor.

No.9 Wheeeeeeee!

No.10 Open the door. Put him in. Then.
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