Justice

Justice
Feb 28, 2008 06:48
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: offline	A woman is in court for shoplifting. The judge asks her: "So what did you take from the shop?" The lady replied, "A tin of peaches." The judge said, "OK, how many peaches were in the tin"? "Six" she answered. "Well I'm going to sentence you to six days in prison, one day for every peach." A man at the back stands up and asks to speak. "Let him speak says the judge." The man says, "I'm the lady's husband, and can I just say...she also took a tin of peas." Alan

Feb 28, 2008 06:48

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A woman is in court for shoplifting.
The judge asks her: "So what did you take from the shop?"
The lady replied, "A tin of peaches."
The judge said, "OK, how many peaches were in the tin"?
"Six" she answered.
"Well I'm going to sentence you to six days in prison, one day for every peach."
A man at the back stands up and asks to speak.
"Let him speak says the judge."
The man says, "I'm the lady's husband, and can I just say...she also took a tin of peas."

Alan

Mar 1, 2008 20:43	#1
ICEBLUE Points: Join Date: Aug 30, 2007 Status: Offline	Hehe, Alan, not bad. I wonder what the husband wants to do? Does he want his wife to be jailed for a lifetime?

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