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Learn Chinese happily!
Mar 28, 2008 03:46
ZOEY Points: Join Date: Nov 29, 2004 Status: offline	Here are two jokes. I wonder if you can understand what they means. No.1 病西施甲：“我发现美人儿都是容易得病的。” 　　乙：“哦？何以见得呢？” 　　甲：“这很简单，你只要留心一下报刊和电视的那些广告就不难发现，吃药的都是些美人！” English version: A: "I have found that these beauties get sick very often." B: "How do you know?" A:" If you read newspapers or watch ads in TV carefully, you will find that those spoksmen for medicine ads are all beauties."

Mar 28, 2008 03:46

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Here are two jokes. I wonder if you can understand what they means.

No.1 病西施
甲：“我发现美人儿都是容易得病的。” 　　
乙：“哦？何以见得呢？” 　　
甲：“这很简单，你只要留心一下报刊和电视的那些广告就不难发现，吃药的都是些美人！”

English version:

A: "I have found that these beauties get sick very often."
B: "How do you know?"
A:" If you read newspapers or watch ads in TV carefully, you will find that those spoksmen for medicine ads are all beauties."

Mar 28, 2008 03:55

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No.2 内行
在美术馆的展览厅里，莉莉指着一张画，问同来的玛丽亚：“你知道这张画，画的是朝霞还是晚霞？”“是晚霞。”玛丽亚十分肯定地说。“你怎么看出来的呢？” 　　“我认识这位画家，他从来不在九点以前起床。”

English Version: An adept

In the art gallery, Lili points at a painting, asking her friend Maria:" Can you distinguish that it is the morning glow or evening glow?" Maria answers:" Evening glow." Lili asks:"How do you know?" Maria says:" I am familiar with the painter. He never gets up before 9 o'clock in the morning."

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