Golfing Accident

Golfing Accident
Apr 22, 2008 01:14
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: offline	Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,'she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender massage for several long moments and asked,'How does that feel'? He replied: 'It feels great but I still think my thumb's broken.' Alan

Apr 22, 2008 01:14

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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.The ball hit one of the men.
He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,'she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
She administered tender massage for several long moments and asked,'How does that feel'?
He replied:
'It feels great but I still think my thumb's broken.'

Alan

Apr 22, 2008 07:05	#1
GUEST98188	I soon as I read the first line, I knew that I had heard this joke before. But, I still get a great laugh at the end. haha

Apr 22, 2008 11:10	#2
TOAD Points: Join Date: Aug 18, 2006 Status: Offline	Ha ha. Good one. Must remember to 'fetal' the next time i hear a lady shout 'fore' on course.

Apr 22, 2008 19:47	#3
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Sorry i dont play golf. Nice one Alan. Dodger.

Apr 23, 2008 00:17	#4
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Nor do I Dodger, but I did used to do a bit caddying when I was younger to earn a few quid. I know it was an old joke but it stills gets a laugh. Alan

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