I know who god is!

I know who god is!
Apr 23, 2008 01:56
YVONNE Points: Join Date: Nov 29, 2004 Status: offline	A boy says to her mother, "Mom, is God a man or woman?" The mom thinks a while and says, "Well, son, God is both man and woman." The son is confused, so he asks, "Is God black or white?" The mother replies, "God is both black and white, honey." The son, still curious, says after a while, "Is God gay or straight, mommy?" The mother, getting a little worried, answers, "Son, God is both gay and straight. The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has answered his question: "Is God Michael Jackson?"

Apr 23, 2008 01:56

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A boy says to her mother, "Mom, is God a man or woman?"
The mom thinks a while and says, "Well, son, God is both man and woman."

The son is confused, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
The mother replies, "God is both black and white, honey."

The son, still curious, says after a while, "Is God gay or straight, mommy?"
The mother, getting a little worried, answers, "Son, God is both gay and straight.

The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks
he finally has answered his question: "Is God Michael Jackson?"

Apr 23, 2008 04:25	#1
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	God! I hope not, he he Alan

Apr 24, 2008 21:24	#2
ICEBLUE Points: Join Date: Aug 30, 2007 Status: Offline	"Is God Michael Jackson?" Funny!

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