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Funny stuff: 死后墓碑上只能写一句话,你会写什么?What would you write on your own grave stone when you die?
Apr 27, 2008 09:15
  • VERONICALEE
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On a forum one person ask: 死后墓碑上只能写一句话,你会写什么?(What would you write on your own grave stone when you die?)
People wrote:
1. Intel Inside
let me outside
I'll be back
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2. 请使用正版盗墓工具
3. 感谢政府为我解决了住房问题!
4. 一居室,求合租,面议。
5. 小事招魂,大事挖坟。
6. 发布违规信息,永久封杀!
7. 我觉得我还可以抢救一下!
8. 老子是被活埋的!曰!
9. 广告位招租
10. 提供鞭尸服务,一次100!
11. 初从文,三年不中;后习武,校场发一矢,中鼓吏,逐之出;遂学医,有所成。自撰一良方,服之,卒。
12. 基因重组中,请稍候……二十年
13. 我生在中国,我葬在中国,太幸运了啊!
14. 单挑冥王哈迪斯中,征求组队!(网游篇)
15. 牧师,帮我复活一下下,谢谢,坐标××.×(网游篇)
16. 当你看清这行字的时候:朋友,你踩到我了。
17. 老子终于不用怕鬼了!
18. 给爷笑一个,要不……爷给你笑一个?
19. 神农氏的墓志铭:我靠!这草有毒!!!!!
20. 这是我挖的最后一个坑(警告挖坑者)
21. 摸骨算命
22. 陪聊,提供夜间上门服务。
23. 不回帖的和我换位置 。。。
24. 此处严禁小便~~违者没收工具
25. 知道我在等你吗?(name of a song) 我等的人终于来了。
26. 你鞋底上有口香糖
27. 有奖竞猜!本人是老死的还是病死的还是意外死的?请编辑手机短信,移动用户发送到1748(pronounced "yiqisiba"),联通用户发送到4848 (pronounced "siba, siba")。
28.I want to learn Chinese,so I can know what the above Chinese mean!
29.There is a "Nihao Chinese"program which is a free trail on line!!!
You can visit the site http://www.echineselearning.com
you will find a surprise.
Apr 28, 2008 04:58
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  • ZOEY
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VERONICALEE, these sentences are really interesting. But I think it is hard for those foreign Chinese learners to understand them. When I die, I will write "Zoey once lived in this world." This is ok.
Apr 28, 2008 20:08
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  • GARYKINKADE
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"I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK" .......................in more ways than one.
May 5, 2008 08:05
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  • DENNISKLAMP
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Ma loved Pa
Pa Loved women
Ma caught Pa with one in swimin
Here Lies Pa
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