| Truth behind the Chinese Girl smile | |
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| May 21, 2008 21:50 | #21   |
 | She, (((Man... am I cruel or not?))) (((Absoooolutely !! ))) HE, he, |
| May 21, 2008 23:04 | #22 |
| 1. How old is he? 2. What nationality is he? 3. What educational background? 4. What vocation would he be best suited to? 1. How old is he? I say around 26 to 28; because it is the age, that a western male becomes unwanted by all, parents included. 2. What nationality is he? For sure he is, British, British and British. 3. What educational background? Analyzing his intellect, he has to be not less than a Stafford graduated. 4. What vocation would he be best suited to? 1. Since he attempt to boost his self-esteem or confidence by posting his most negative and stereotypical beliefs from the social barrier of the Internet. 2. Have a very low intellect. 3. It is incapable of earning his living. 4. It is a person who, due to some profound physical/biological anomaly, is incapable of feeding, dressing, or bathing himself. 5. it is not necessarily somebody who goes to a particular website, enjoys a kind of music, supports a certain political party, etc. but a general description of an unsuited being regardless of race, nationality, religion(or lack thereof), etc. that is an I-D-I-O-T. (((There is a case of Tsingtao up for grabs for the best answers. (To be picked up in Beijing)))) Dodger, make sure they are ice cold on delivery. |
| May 22, 2008 02:17 | #23 |
| its all about the money who would want to be with someone that doesnt have money chinese people are much more richer than americans when a westerner from a another country comes to china they think they are like kings that have alot of money westerners think that chinese people are all poor not all chinese people are poor usally people from farms or towns are poor but people from the big city are rich why would a women would want to be with a poor or cheap guy |
| May 22, 2008 03:04 | #24 |
| 1. How old is he? 25+ 2. What nationality is he? American. sorry!!!!! 3. What educational background? Technical college at most 4. What vocation would he be best suited to? Bar tender And Dodger the beers better be cold.............. |
| May 22, 2008 03:16 | #25 |
| I wonder how long it will be before Boosyboy comes out in the open. I dug up this little clue to his identity (although not conclusive) in a response to one of Ellyse queries on another thread. <Its in USD, yes....> His daily spending allowance since he ran out of money (Can't believe I am wasting my time on this stuff but he has us all very amused by it.) Are there any more clues? He is literally the last of the BIG spenders and hanging out here on the 'smell of an oily rag' or is it 'dirty clothes' perhaps. When you're living in Internet bars, where do you take a wash and other ablutions, I wonder????? |
| May 22, 2008 06:32 | #26 |
| Ok, so we have JC and Jaber neck and neck on this competition. It’s going to be close, but the inside word is that the judging panel can be bought. It’s certainly his first trip away from Mummy and Daddy that’s for sure and he’s gone through his allowance already. Hence the cheap skate bit. Jaber could have found the reason why Boosyboy is not getting any action; personal hygiene! Will the beer be cold? Could be, but you do need to be in Beijing to collect the prize. Perhaps as a second competition we should have a prize for the best Boosyboy song? Any takers? As your starter for 10 how about “O Boosyboy, the bars they are a calling” sung to the tune of Danny Boy…… Have to run; my Wife is going through my wallet again…. Dodger. |
| May 22, 2008 06:51 | #27 |
| Have to run; my Wife is going through my wallet again…. Dodger. Thats the case of beers out the window then Dodger, he he Alan P.S. Boosyboy can have my village idiot mantle, he he |
| May 22, 2008 07:05 | #28 |
| Alan, we are still waiting for your input on this before the contest closes Mate. FYI, I hide my folding in my underwear draw. She’ll never think of looking there. Dodger. |
| May 22, 2008 11:16 | #29 |
| I submit this 'original' verse to the new 'Song Competition' but feel free to use it in your English lessons as a jazz chant or tongue twister. Booze boys blues Been boozing round the bar boys Boozing round the bar Been boozing round the wine bar, beer bar too Been snoozing round the bar boys Snoozing round the ba Been snoozing round the wine bar, wang ba too Been boozing round the bar boys Snoozing round the ba From Beijing to Baoji and back again 'Wang Ba' translates - Internet Cafe |
| May 22, 2008 18:08 | #30 |
| Jaba, the panel have given it a 9.1 Dodger. |
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