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Girl, let's fall in love!
Jun 18, 2008 04:43
  • MIRANDAZHAO
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Internet love is heating among Chinese young people. A Chinese college student’s internet love experience:

After the self-study class at night, I opened the computer. I sorted out the male net friends to the Frog Concentration Camp and several unlovely girls I’ve seen to the Dinosaur Concentration Camp. Then I began chatting with the three girls left.

Me: Honey, let’s fall in love!
Talented girl: OK. Are you a Party (CPC) member ?

Me: No, I’m not.
Talented girl: Are you a League member?

Me: Well, no.
Talented girl: Well, are you a member of China Young Pioneers?

Me: I used to be one many years ago. But why do you bother asking such questions?
Talented girl: Then I can’t promise you. At all events, I’m the team leader of our class.

  Recalling the painful experience, I still have two girls to chat with.

Me: Girl, let’s fall in love!
Lonely girl: Good. After all, I can fall in love.

Me: Well, didn’t you love someone before?
Lonely girl: No. They always said I was a dinosaur.

Me: Umm, in this case, we’d better break up at the moment.
Lonely girl: No, I don’t agree. It’s my first love…
55555555555…

  Now the last girl left, I would especially cherish her.
Me: Girl, don’t you want to fall in love with me?
Jiaojiao: I think it’s OK, but I’d like to ask for my father’s advice.

Me: My God! You asked your father this kind of thing? You surely don’t have your own definite idea!

Jiaojiao: It’s not like that. I am just 5 years old and haven’t learnt to type. It is my father who types for me.

  Me: …

  Then I said: Hello, uncle.
Jun 18, 2008 19:57
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  • SHESGOTTOBE
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So... what's next?

Uncle, let's fall in love? O_o
Jun 18, 2008 20:35
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  • LEONARDO
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Hehe! Mirandazhao, good joke. Shesgottobe, also a good sequel! LOL!
Jun 20, 2008 20:07
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  • ICEBLUE
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What a poor boy! He had to date an uncle.^_^
Jul 5, 2008 21:27
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  • BLUEYANKEE44
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How old are you,and where do you live in Guangzhou. There are many American Men who want to fall in love/
Jul 7, 2008 01:08
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  • SONIA1985
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Hehe.internet love requires luck
Jul 7, 2008 06:51
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  • LIONPOWER
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Again come " Luck".
Aug 28, 2008 04:43
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GUEST10133 nobody wants but you
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