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All the people eat meals
Jun 20, 2008 04:15
  • FRANKENSTEIN
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Wife: You see.According to the statistics on the paper, 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.

Husband: It's okey. To my investigation,all the people eat meals.

If you had such a husband, what would you do?
Jun 20, 2008 16:18
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  • GRIZ326
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hehehehe...he's just scoffing at medical statistics! Good man!
Jun 20, 2008 20:03
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  • ICEBLUE
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He scoffs at medical statistics. Meanwhile, he scoffs at his own health and life.
Jun 24, 2008 09:40
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  • SETH
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Well, like it or not, just LIVING is a terminal condition! We have the means to control some of our life expectancy variables, but not all (genetics, for example). And then there are those who ask "why live to be old and miserable when we can have fun now?" Pay me now, or pay me later I guess.

For example, an uncle of mine drowned in a vat of Jack Daniels bourbon and had a very expensive funeral. Why so expensive? It took the mortician two weeks to wipe the smile off my uncle's face!

Jun 24, 2008 21:44
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  • LEONARDO
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Ditto to Seth

"why live to be old and miserable when we can have fun now? Pay me now, or pay me later I"

Life is short and precious. Enjoy your everyday lives! Hey, am I a hedonist? I will be critized by the noble men. ^_^!
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