A happy ending after all.

A happy ending after all.
Jul 25, 2008 03:22
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	Brian, an Englishman had always felt a bit different. Small in stature, he had clearly not been blessed with anything approaching good looks or a personality to counter his other shortcomings. He felt that he was trapped in the wrong body. He finally went to see his doctor to talk about it and explained that he felt deep inside he was really Irish. The doctor immediately recommended him to a specialist in Harley Street. Well Brian, the specialist said,” This is the most unusual case I have ever heard but I can fix it” “The procedure will mean that half of you brain will have to be removed. It is however extremely dangerous as too much could leave you a complete idiot.” Brian had suffered for years in silence and at last saw some light at the end of the tunnel. “Book me in as soon as you can Doc” he said with a quiver in his voice and a tear in his eye. The procedure went ahead soon after. Lying in the recovery room swathed in bandages Brian slowly came round. The doctor was on hand as he slowly regained conciseness. “Brian, I’m sorry to say we made some small error and removed a little too much grey matter” Brian looked up and for the first time in years the biggest smile you have ever seen came to his face and he started to hum and then sing, first in a low whisper that broke out into a full roar….Home, home on the range, were the deer and……

Jul 25, 2008 03:22

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Brian, an Englishman had always felt a bit different.
Small in stature, he had clearly not been blessed with anything approaching good looks or a personality to counter his other shortcomings.
He felt that he was trapped in the wrong body.
He finally went to see his doctor to talk about it and explained that he felt deep inside he was really Irish.
The doctor immediately recommended him to a specialist in Harley Street.
Well Brian, the specialist said,” This is the most unusual case I have ever heard but I can fix it” “The procedure will mean that half of you brain will have to be removed. It is however extremely dangerous as too much could leave you a complete idiot.”

Brian had suffered for years in silence and at last saw some light at the end of the tunnel.
“Book me in as soon as you can Doc” he said with a quiver in his voice and a tear in his eye.
The procedure went ahead soon after.

Lying in the recovery room swathed in bandages Brian slowly came round.
The doctor was on hand as he slowly regained conciseness.
“Brian, I’m sorry to say we made some small error and removed a little too much grey matter”
Brian looked up and for the first time in years the biggest smile you have ever seen came to his face and he started to hum and then sing, first in a low whisper that broke out into a full roar….Home, home on the range, were the deer and……

Jul 25, 2008 09:57	#1
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Good one Dodger, you are doing well filling in for me, he he Alan

Jul 25, 2008 19:10	#2
GARYKINKADE Points: Join Date: Jan 8, 2008 Status: Offline	Huh? I don't get it. I must have had the same doctor. "the antelope play. Where seldom is heard a discouraging word and....."

Jul 25, 2008 19:28	#3
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Gary, you are just kiding right? Dodger.

Jul 25, 2008 19:38	#4
GARYKINKADE Points: Join Date: Jan 8, 2008 Status: Offline	Yes DODGER........I was just kiddin' you.

Jul 26, 2008 08:07	#5
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Gary, I thought for a moment I would need to change the ending to “I wish I was in D…. Dodger.

Jul 26, 2008 09:08	#6
GARYKINKADE Points: Join Date: Jan 8, 2008 Status: Offline	Har, Har I was just playing on your original joke. Don't take my comments too seriously. Most of them are "out in left field" anyway. D=Dixie? Look away , look away, look away Dixie Land. (whatever the heck that means, it could be a concrete or an abstract thing) Have a good day!!

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