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Jul 25, 2008 12:19
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -
"Sir, would you like to buy a bottle of this mouthwash for £200.00?"
Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's daylight robbery!"
The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -
"Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at £100.00?"
Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!"
The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 pieces chocolate fudge and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy -
"Sir, please share some of my fudge since I have annoyed you so much".
Unwrapping the fudge, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says:
"HEY," he snarled, "this fudge tastes like crap!!!"
"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"

Alan
Jul 25, 2008 18:55
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  • GARYKINKADE
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Aw....Geez....Alan....... and I'm reading this just before dinner too........ Aw....Geez
Jul 27, 2008 00:22
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Hehhe, that salesman is very smart.
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