Is this a little too Parsimonious?

Is this a little too Parsimonious?
Jul 26, 2008 03:44
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	A Scottish soldier in full dress marches into a pharmacy to speak to the chemist. The Scot opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandanna, unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square, which he also unfolds to reveal a condom. The condom has a number of patches on it. The chemist holds it up, and eyes it critically. "How much to repair it?" the Scot asks the pharmacist. "Six pence," says the pharmacist. "How much for a new one?" "Ten pence," says the pharmacist. The Scot folds the condom into the silk square and the cotton bandanna, places it in his sporran and marches out the door of the pharmacy, kilt swinging. A moment or two later the pharmacist hears a great shout go up, followed by an even greater shout. The Scot walks back into the pharmacy, and again speaks to the pharmacist. "The regiment has taken a vote," says the Scot. "We'll have a new one."

Jul 26, 2008 03:44

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A Scottish soldier in full dress marches into a pharmacy to speak to the
chemist.

The Scot opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandanna,
unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square, which he also unfolds to reveal
a condom.

The condom has a number of patches on it.

The chemist holds it up, and eyes it critically.

"How much to repair it?" the Scot asks the pharmacist.

"Six pence," says the pharmacist.

"How much for a new one?"

"Ten pence," says the pharmacist.

The Scot folds the condom into the silk square and the cotton bandanna,
places it in his sporran and marches out the door of the pharmacy, kilt
swinging.

A moment or two later the pharmacist hears a great shout go up, followed by
an even greater shout.

The Scot walks back into the pharmacy, and again speaks to the pharmacist.

"The regiment has taken a vote," says the Scot. "We'll have a new one."

Jul 26, 2008 06:56	#1
GARYKINKADE Points: Join Date: Jan 8, 2008 Status: Offline	Har, Har, Har

Jul 26, 2008 07:55	#2
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Och aye the noo, Dodger, good one mate. Alan

Jul 26, 2008 07:59	#3
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	I'm just glad that Gary understood this one... Dodger.

Jul 26, 2008 09:26	#4
GARYKINKADE Points: Join Date: Jan 8, 2008 Status: Offline	Well......Actually......My wife had to decode it for me.

Jul 26, 2008 10:21	#5
BLUEYANKEE44 Points: 349 Join Date: Sep 27, 2005 Status: Offline	You shuld lern ow to spel. U r not do ing so wel.

Jul 26, 2008 15:22	#6
COOLSPRINGS Points: Join Date: May 19, 2008 Status: Offline	Do you guys hear of eunuch politics in ancient china - Ming Dynasty, the most darkest and distorted times... Dodge is a new dodge and becomes very active these days, is there good news over there...Gary seem making good friends here. Hope smiles are accompnying you guys all the way, men! CoolGuy.

Jul 26, 2008 18:19	#7
GARYKINKADE Points: Join Date: Jan 8, 2008 Status: Offline	Eunuch politics......I know a small fraction of it's history only because of information from the History Channel on China. I ain't got much but would like to keep what's there. Thank You

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