Push..............

Push..............
Jul 29, 2008 10:05
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: offline	A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time", he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk. "Hi there." slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push??" "No, get lost, it's half past three. I was in bed." says the man and slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says: "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost??" "But the guy was drunk." says the husband. "It doesn't matter." says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him." So the husband out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts: "Hey, do you still want a push??" and he hears a voice cry out "Yeah please." So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts: "Where are you?" And the stranger replies: "I'm over here, on your swing." OK it's an oldybut still qite funny. Alan

Jul 29, 2008 10:05

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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.
"I'm not getting out of bed at this time", he thinks, and rolls over.
Then, a louder knock follows.
"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.
So he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.
"Hi there." slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push??"
"No, get lost, it's half past three. I was in bed." says the man and slams the door.
He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says:
"Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost??"
"But the guy was drunk." says the husband.
"It doesn't matter." says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him."
So the husband out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts:
"Hey, do you still want a push??" and he hears a voice cry out
"Yeah please."
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts: "Where are you?"
And the stranger replies: "I'm over here, on your swing."

OK it's an oldybut still qite funny.
Alan

Jul 29, 2008 19:39	#1
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Alan, do you know any Scotsman, Englishman jokes? Dodger.

Jul 30, 2008 06:49	#2
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	I probably do Dodger but the old memory plays tricks with me. Alan

Jul 30, 2008 10:12	#3
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Ok, so what about knock knock, who's there??

Jul 30, 2008 20:42	#4
SHESGOTTOBE Points: Join Date: Nov 23, 2007 Status: Offline	Dodger, that is soooo.........um... old. :P

Jul 31, 2008 01:52	#5
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Sorry She...so why dont you start it off....ha Dodger.

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