'Are you a real cowboy?'

'Are you a real cowboy?'
Aug 3, 2008 00:35
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied,’ Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy' She said,’ I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV , I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.' The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.' Dodger.

Aug 3, 2008 00:35

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An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied,’ Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy'

She said,’ I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV , I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.'
Dodger.

Aug 3, 2008 07:42	#1
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Good one Dodger, brightened my Sunday, it's peeing down outside. Alan

Aug 3, 2008 09:47	#2
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Alan, as it would be. The Rugby starts in a couple of weeks. Cheers, Dodger.

Jan 13, 2012 00:06	#3
GUEST62172	good one!

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