This is for Alan

This is for Alan
Aug 5, 2008 10:43
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	The Bath manager sends scouts out round the world looking for a new player to hopefully win them the GP. One scout informs him of a talented young Iraqi winger. The coach flies to Iraq to watch him, is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to play for them. Two weeks later, Bath are 30-0 down at home with only 20 minutes left. The coach gives the young Iraqi winger the nod to go on. The lad is a sensation, scores 6 tries in 20 minutes and wins the game for them. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are ecstatic, and the media love the new star. When he comes off the field he phones his Mum to tell her about his first day playing rugby. "Hi Mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for 20 minutes today, we were 30-0 down, but I scored 6 tries and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the players and the media, they all love me". "Great," says his Mum, "now let me tell you about my day". "Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were attacked and beaten, and your brother has joined a gang of looters, all while you were having a great time. The young lad is very upset. "What can I say Mum, I'm so sorry." "Sorry?!" says his Mum "Its your fault that we moved to Bath in the first place!"

Aug 5, 2008 10:43

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The Bath manager sends scouts out round the world looking for a new player to hopefully win them the GP. One scout informs him of a talented young Iraqi winger. The coach flies to Iraq to watch him, is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to play for them.

Two weeks later, Bath are 30-0 down at home with only 20 minutes left. The coach gives the young Iraqi winger the nod to go on.

The lad is a sensation, scores 6 tries in 20 minutes and wins the game for them. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are ecstatic, and the media love the new star.

When he comes off the field he phones his Mum to tell her about his first day playing rugby. "Hi Mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for 20 minutes today, we were 30-0 down, but I scored 6 tries and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the players and the media, they all love me".

"Great," says his Mum, "now let me tell you about my day". "Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were attacked and beaten, and your brother has joined a gang of looters, all while you were having a great time.

The young lad is very upset. "What can I say Mum, I'm so sorry."

"Sorry?!" says his Mum "Its your fault that we moved to Bath in the first place!"

Aug 5, 2008 15:35	#1
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	I thought that was coming Dodger, made me laugh anyway. Cheers Alan

Aug 15, 2008 19:04	#2
GUEST10993	Aw how sweet

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