Sexist jokes

Sexist jokes
Aug 5, 2008 17:44
DAVEC Points: Join Date: Apr 14, 2007 Status: offline	Before reading on please dont get offended, they are jokes, just jokes. If you dont understand ask any man and he will explain. How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Aug 5, 2008 17:44

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Before reading on please dont get offended, they are jokes, just jokes.
If you dont understand ask any man and he will explain.

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Aug 7, 2008 00:44	#1
LOVEISVERB Points: Join Date: Jun 3, 2005 Status: Offline	QUOTE: "Before reading on please dont get offended, they are jokes, just jokes." If you dont understand ask any WOman and She will explain. "Better to believe a pig can climb the tree than to believe what men say." (just a joke)

Aug 12, 2008 04:37	#2
GUEST2784	"Better to believe a pig can climb the tree than to believe what men say." LOVEISVERB, men tell more lies than women in the whole life.

Aug 12, 2008 15:30	#3
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Here's another. NASA launches a rocket with two monkeys and a woman on board. Houston to first monkey: " Adjust oxygen to 40% and carry out post launch checks." Houston to second monkey: " Throttle back, power down engines and adjust anti-gravitational shield." Houston to woman: " Feed monkeys and don't touch anything." Alan

Aug 13, 2008 03:24

DODGER
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But one for the girls….

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.'

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed 'YES, YES, I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
Dodger.

Aug 13, 2008 14:56	#5
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	A bit dicey that one Dodger, only joking, he he Alan

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