Two funny jokes

Two funny jokes
Aug 28, 2008 02:43
JOHNNY512 Points: Join Date: Nov 29, 2004 Status: offline	1. A man was starving to death in the desert. At that moment, he picked up a magic lamp. The magic lamp said:” I can help you fulfill one wish. Hurry up and speak out your wish.” The man said:” I want a beautiful woman (wife)” The magic light became a beautiful woman and despised that “ you are still so lustful on the edge of starvation. How miserable!” Then the magic lamp disappeared. The man said:” steamed bread….” 2. One day when a male panda wanted to rape a female panda, the female panda fought back hard. The male panda failed and sobbed: “we are on the verge of extinction.”

Aug 28, 2008 02:43

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1. A man was starving to death in the desert. At that moment, he picked up a magic lamp.
The magic lamp said:” I can help you fulfill one wish. Hurry up and speak out your wish.”
The man said:” I want a beautiful woman (wife)”
The magic light became a beautiful woman and despised that “ you are still so lustful on the edge of starvation. How miserable!” Then the magic lamp disappeared.
The man said:” steamed bread….”

2. One day when a male panda wanted to rape a female panda, the female panda fought back hard. The male panda failed and sobbed: “we are on the verge of extinction.”

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