Underhanded

Underhanded
Oct 20, 2008 21:33
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	An older, white haired man walked into a jewelers one Friday evening with a beautiful young lady at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special." At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only £40,000" the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it." The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "by cheque I know you need to check my account, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said. Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account." "I know," said the old man, "But let me tell you about my weekend!" Dodger.

Oct 20, 2008 21:33

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An older, white haired man walked into a jewelers one
Friday evening with a beautiful young lady at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his
girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000
ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more
special."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and
brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only
£40,000" the jeweler said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled
with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man
stated, "by cheque I know you need to check my account, so
I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and
I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man.
"There's no money in that account."
"I know," said the old man, "But let me tell you
about my weekend!"
Dodger.

Oct 21, 2008 09:22	#1
CARLOS Points: Join Date: Sep 10, 2007 Status: Offline	Good one! LOL, gaudeamus igitur! (sorry, had to stay in latin) Carlos

Oct 21, 2008 22:40	#2
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Vivant omnes virgines Faciles, formosae. Vivant et mulieres Tenerae amabiles Bonae laboriosae. Dodger.

Oct 22, 2008 10:23	#3
CARLOS Points: Join Date: Sep 10, 2007 Status: Offline	Heh, my wife asked me if I can Latin. Yes, I can Latin (latinsayings.info) I can Chinese too (babelfish.yahoo.com) I also can English, French, Spanish, Italian..... (ilmainen sanakirja.fi, {free translator.fi}) Am I educated or what, heh. Carlos

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