A true story mark V.

A true story mark V.
Oct 28, 2008 21:54
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide-screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was 'a generic white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder.' (That's at least the way the police report described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, 'that it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time.' Later, Nathan stood in front of the numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars, 'Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.' The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. Scotch taped to the box was this note which said, 'Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day.' Dodger.

Oct 28, 2008 21:54

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When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized
recently, thieves ignored his wide-screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even
left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was 'a generic white
cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder.' (That's at least the
way the police report described it.)
A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, 'that it looked similar
to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big
time.' Later, Nathan stood in front of the numerous TV cameras and
pleaded with the burglars, 'Please return the cremated remains of my
sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.'
The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known
as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was
there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. Scotch taped to the
box was this note which said, 'Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we
wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a
nice day.'
Dodger.

Oct 28, 2008 22:07	#1
GARYKINKADE Points: Join Date: Jan 8, 2008 Status: Offline	A very funny one...DODGER

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