Another twins story.

Another twins story.
Oct 30, 2008 23:23
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	A pair of Siamese twins walk into a pub and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the landlord "Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two pints of beer please". The landlord, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers.. "Been on holiday yet, lads?" "Off to France next month.." says John. "We go to France every year, don't we Jim?" Jim agrees. "Ah, France!" says the landlord. "Wonderful country... the food, the wine, the culture..." "Nah, we don't like that French muck," says John. "Pie, chips and beer”. That's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the French - they're so arrogant and rude." "So why keep going to France?" asks the landlord. "Well" said John "It's the only chance Jim gets to drive." Dodg

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A pair of Siamese twins walk into a pub and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the landlord
"Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two pints of beer please".
The landlord, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers.. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"
"Off to France next month.." says John. "We go to France every year, don't we Jim?"
Jim agrees.
"Ah, France!" says the landlord. "Wonderful country... the food, the wine, the culture..."
"Nah, we don't like that French muck," says John. "Pie, chips and beer”. That's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the French - they're so arrogant and rude."
"So why keep going to France?" asks the landlord.
"Well" said John "It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."
Dodg

Nov 2, 2008 11:49	#1
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Very good Dodger, made me laugh anyway. Alan

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