A true story mark VI

A true story mark VI
Nov 5, 2008 05:37
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	A man met a beautiful blonde lady in Chester one day and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.' He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.' So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel. She said, 'That was incredible!' He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along.' So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths. After seventy-five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel and was hardly out of breath. He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?' 'No,' she said, 'I was a prostitute in Liverpool but I worked both sides of the Mersey ! (river) Dodger.

Nov 5, 2008 05:37

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A man met a beautiful blonde lady in Chester one day and decided he
wanted to marry her right away.
She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.'
He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.'
So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon
to a very nice resort.
One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his
towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck,
followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened
out and cut the water like a knife.
After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
She said, 'That was incredible!'
He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told
you we'd learn more about each other as we went along.'
So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.
After seventy-five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on
her towel and was hardly out of breath.
He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?'
'No,' she said, 'I was a prostitute in Liverpool but I worked both
sides of the Mersey ! (river)
Dodger.

Nov 5, 2008 10:50	#1
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Your'e on form Dodger, that was a good'un Alan

Nov 5, 2008 12:38	#2
GARYKINKADE Points: Join Date: Jan 8, 2008 Status: Offline	Yes DODGER both jokes are funny.

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