The seven Dwarfs.

The seven Dwarfs.
Nov 6, 2008 23:04
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	Seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. 'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?' Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?' The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome.' In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them. Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?' The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe.' This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare. Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?' The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.' The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting...... 'Grumpy shagged a penguin!' 'Grumpy shagged a penguin!' Dodger.

Nov 6, 2008 23:04

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Seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack.
'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'
Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?'
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome.'
In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.
Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?'
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe.'
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'
The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......
'Grumpy shagged a penguin!'
'Grumpy shagged a penguin!'

Dodger.

Nov 7, 2008 04:00	#1
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Nice on Dodger, I had forgotten that one. Alan

Nov 7, 2008 07:42	#2
GARYKINKADE Points: Join Date: Jan 8, 2008 Status: Offline	Maybe Grumpy made a wish with that deaf Genie and asked for a "pure one" and instead got a penguin. O.K....O.K. anyway....that was a good joke...DODGER

Nov 7, 2008 09:12	#3
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Garry, I think it’s about time one of you colonial chapies stepped up to the plate and made a decent contribution to this amusement section. Poor show, poor form, what.. The side show is over and the Suit is in, God bless him. Humour or humor lives. Cheers, Dodger. :)

Nov 7, 2008 13:50	#4
GARYKINKADE Points: Join Date: Jan 8, 2008 Status: Offline	Yes DODGER....thanks for the invite....but I'm afraid most of mine are too salty...you and Alan are doing an excellent job of keeping the rest of us entertained.

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