Liquor

Liquor
Nov 10, 2008 11:10
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: offline	A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice." Alan

Nov 10, 2008 11:10

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A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

Alan

Nov 10, 2008 17:57	#1
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Good one mate. Dodger.

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