Arsenal FC.

Arsenal FC.
Nov 10, 2008 20:56
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Arsenal Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? A: Shoot the Arsenal Fan. Twice. Q: What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea? A: The tea stays in the cup longer! Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a suit? A: The accused. How did you enjoy your holiday in Israel?' 'Smashing!' 'Did you visit the Wailing Wall?' 'Yes - but I couldn't get anyway near it for the Arsenal supporters!' Dodger.

Nov 10, 2008 20:56

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Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Arsenal Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Arsenal Fan. Twice.
Q: What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?
A: The tea stays in the cup longer!
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a suit?
A: The accused.
How did you enjoy your holiday in Israel?'
'Smashing!'
'Did you visit the Wailing Wall?'
'Yes - but I couldn't get anyway near it for the Arsenal supporters!'
Dodger.

Nov 11, 2008 07:23	#1
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Now that was funny Dodger. Alan

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