Milking it!

Milking it!
Nov 12, 2008 12:06
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: offline	A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed. "Breast fed," the woman replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor asked. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination. Motioning for her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is under weight! You don't have any milk." "I know,"she said, "I'm his grandmother, but I'm glad I came." Alan

Nov 12, 2008 12:06

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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.
"Breast fed," the woman replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor asked. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.
Motioning for her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is under weight! You don't have any milk."
"I know,"she said, "I'm his grandmother, but I'm glad I came."

Alan

Nov 12, 2008 20:21	#1
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Funny one Alan. Dodger.

Nov 13, 2008 03:18	#2
AL32 Points: Join Date: Sep 11, 2007 Status: Offline	Melamine power! hehe ;-P

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