Affair

Affair
Nov 13, 2008 11:48
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: offline	A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight and on the way home he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. The cabby agreed to do it in return for £100. Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man. The man grabbed the baseball bat from the top of the wardrobe and started yelling: "I'll kill you! I'll beat you to a bloody pulp!" His wife screamed, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the four wheel drive I bought for you. He's paid for the boat you take out at weekends. He's paid for our holiday cottage in Wales! He pays the bills for sending the kids to private school!" Shaking his head in confusion and disappointment, the husband lowered the bat. Slowly, he looked over to the taxi-driver and said, "What would you do?" The cabby said, "I'd cover him up again with that duvet before he catches a cold." Alan

Nov 13, 2008 11:48

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A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport.
It was after midnight and on the way home he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act.
The cabby agreed to do it in return for £100.
Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom.
The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man.
The man grabbed the baseball bat from the top of the wardrobe and started yelling: "I'll kill you! I'll beat you to a bloody pulp!"
His wife screamed, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the four wheel drive I bought for you. He's paid for the boat you take out at weekends. He's paid for our holiday cottage in Wales! He pays the bills for sending the kids to private school!"
Shaking his head in confusion and disappointment, the husband lowered the bat.
Slowly, he looked over to the taxi-driver and said, "What would you do?"
The cabby said, "I'd cover him up again with that duvet before he catches a cold."

Alan

Nov 14, 2008 09:30	#1
LIONPOWER Points: Join Date: Dec 11, 2006 Status: Offline	Good affairs !

Nov 14, 2008 21:25	#2
GARYKINKADE Points: Join Date: Jan 8, 2008 Status: Offline	Another good one Alan.

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