Oh Ethel!

Oh Ethel!
Nov 17, 2008 13:01
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: offline	Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poorwoman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in. One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.'STOP!,'he shouted in a firm voice. 'Have you got a license for that thing?' Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it upto him. 'OK' he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel,weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted 'STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?' Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said 'On your way,Ma'am.' As Ethel neared the final corridor,Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and holding his'You-Know- What' inhis hand. 'Oh, good grief,' yelled Ethel, 'Not that Damn BreathalyzerTest again.!!!' Alan

Nov 17, 2008 13:01

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Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poorwoman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in. One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.'STOP!,'he shouted in a firm voice. 'Have you got a license for that thing?' Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it upto him. 'OK' he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel,weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted 'STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?' Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said 'On your way,Ma'am.' As Ethel neared the final corridor,Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and holding his'You-Know- What' inhis hand. 'Oh, good grief,' yelled Ethel, 'Not that Damn BreathalyzerTest again.!!!'

Alan

Nov 17, 2008 21:46	#1
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Alan, I had that one stored away, I just didn’t have the bottle to post mate. Good one though. Dodger.

Nov 18, 2008 03:13	#2
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	I nicked it off a friend on the Bristol Rovers forum who goes under the name of Miss Piggy, I know her name is Marie and is a barmaid in one of my old haunts back home in Somerset. Alan

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