One for Dodger

One for Dodger
Nov 21, 2008 11:08
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: offline	By the time the sailor pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed. I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant--an Air Force guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained. I'm not sure it's be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired sailor assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning the sailor came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager. "Never better." The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time," said the sailor. How'd you manage that?" asked the manager. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came into the room," the sailor explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, "Goodnight, beautiful," and he sat up all night watching me." Alan

Nov 21, 2008 11:08

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By the time the sailor pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed. I don't care where."
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant--an Air Force guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained. I'm not sure it's be worth it to you."
"No problem," the tired sailor assured him. "I'll take it."
The next morning the sailor came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed..
"How'd you sleep?" asked the manager.
"Never better." The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time," said the sailor.
How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.
"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came into the room," the sailor explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, "Goodnight, beautiful," and he sat up all night watching me."

Alan

Nov 21, 2008 19:47	#1
GARYKINKADE Points: Join Date: Jan 8, 2008 Status: Offline	Har Har Har

Nov 21, 2008 20:47	#2
LIONPOWER Points: Join Date: Dec 11, 2006 Status: Offline	Sorry, I have read it, Dodger- will you mind ?

Nov 21, 2008 21:27	#3
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Alan, great story and probably a true one knowing jacks. Just for the record I wasn’t a sailor. Dodger.

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