A man died and went to Heaven.

A man died and went to Heaven.
Dec 9, 2008 18:58
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move.' 'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?' 'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.' 'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?' St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.' 'Where's Blueyankee’s clock?' asked the man. BY’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.' Dodger.

Dec 9, 2008 18:58

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A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates,
he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move.'
'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter.
'The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'
'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire
life.'
'Where's Blueyankee’s clock?' asked the man.
BY’s clock is in Jesus’ office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan.'
Dodger.

Dec 9, 2008 21:07	#1
LEONARDO Points: Join Date: May 21, 2007 Status: Offline	Hol hol! Good one, Dodger! >>Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.<< Is this real? Or just joking?

Dec 10, 2008 12:28	#2
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Very funny Dodger. Good one, Dodger! >>Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.<< Is this real? Or just joking? That was a joke Leonardo, I'm sure he told more than two lies. Alan

Dec 10, 2008 13:54	#3
CARLOS Points: Join Date: Sep 10, 2007 Status: Offline	Red this earlier, still rolling on floor. Carlos

Dec 10, 2008 20:50	#4
SHESGOTTOBE Points: Join Date: Nov 23, 2007 Status: Offline	LOL!

Dec 12, 2008 20:10	#5
LIONPOWER Points: Join Date: Dec 11, 2006 Status: Offline	H a ha ha

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