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Dec 9, 2008 21:25
  • BITTERSWEET
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An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one
> morning with a
> purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account
> and insisted
> on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said,
> she had a lot
> of money.
>
> After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is
> always right)
> an employee took the elderly woman to the president's
> office.
>
> The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to
> deposit. She
> placed her purse on his desk and replied,
> '$165,000'. The president was
> curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much
> money. The
> elderly woman replied that she made bets.
>
> The president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of
> bets?'
>
> The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I bet you $25,000
> that your testicles
> are square.'
Dec 9, 2008 21:26
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  • BITTERSWEET
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The president started to laugh and told the woman that it
> was impossible
> to win a bet like that.
>
> The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the
> president and
> said, 'Would you like to take my bet?'
>
> 'Certainly', replied the president. 'I bet you
> $25,000 that my testicles
> are not square.'
>
> 'Done', the elderly woman answered. 'But given
> the amount of money
> involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back
> at 10 o'clock
> tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.' 'No
> problem', said the
> president of the Bank confidently.
>
> That night, the president became very nervous about the bet
> and spent a
> long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles,
> turning them
> this way and that, checking them over again and again until
> he was
> positive that no one could consider his testicles as square
> and
> reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the
> bet.
Dec 9, 2008 21:26
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  • BITTERSWEET
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The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly
> woman arrived at the
> president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the
> $25,000 bet made
> the day before that the president's testicles were
> square.
>
> The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the
> one made t he
> day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his
> pants etc. so
> that she and her lawyer could see clearly.
>
> The president was happy to oblige.
>
> The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and
> asked the
> president if she could touch them. 'Of course',
> said the president.
> 'Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100%
> sure.'
Dec 9, 2008 21:28
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  • BITTERSWEET
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The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the
> president
> noticed that the lawyer was banging his head a gainst the
> wall. He asked
> the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied,
> 'Oh, it's
> probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10
> o'clock in the
> morning I would be holding the balls of the President of
> the Bank
> ofCanada !'
Dec 10, 2008 01:05
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  • DODGER
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Good one Bitter.
Dodger.
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