This really is a true story

This really is a true story
Dec 10, 2008 22:13
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	A Scottish farmer was walking in his field, when he spots a man crouched over a stream scooping water up with his hand and having a drink. The farmer shouts angrily "See you ya bassa, git oaf ma land and dinna drink any mare o' ma watter. Any how, it's full o'coo sh*t!" The man replies," Sorry my good man, you will have to speak a little more slowly and clearly. I'm English you see." Farmer.."Oh English is it? Well, you'll find you'll get more in if you use two hands". Dodger.

Dec 10, 2008 22:13

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A Scottish farmer was walking in his field, when he spots a man crouched over a stream scooping water up with his hand and having a drink.
The farmer shouts angrily "See you ya bassa, git oaf ma land and dinna drink any mare o' ma watter. Any how, it's full o'coo sh*t!"
The man replies," Sorry my good man, you will have to speak a little more slowly and clearly. I'm English you see."
Farmer.."Oh English is it? Well, you'll find you'll get more in if you use two hands".
Dodger.

Dec 11, 2008 03:42	#1
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	LOL now that really made me laugh. Alan

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