Why is it that?

Why is it that?
Dec 12, 2008 04:18
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? Dodger.

Dec 12, 2008 04:18

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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
Dodger.

Dec 12, 2008 10:07	#1
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money? I wish I knew the answer to that one Dodger, as I'm not amused by it! Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? I should know the answer to that one because my friend calls me " Superman " but I ducked the question, he he Alan

Dec 12, 2008 17:28	#2
WCTMAN Points: Join Date: Dec 17, 2005 Status: Offline	Why doesn't Super Glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why do we drive on a Parkway and park in a Driveway?

Dec 13, 2008 03:33	#3
JIMMYB Points: Join Date: Feb 7, 2007 Status: Offline	Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Because he shaves everyday, haha.

Dec 16, 2008 05:54	#4
PRIMROSE Points: Join Date: Dec 3, 2008 Status: Offline	oh , you seemes have alot alot of why qusetions ............. but why you tried to search about answer rather than search about question ???!!!!

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