THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK.

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK.
Dec 12, 2008 23:32
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. British Constitution 3. Passive - aggressive disorder THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more beer for me. 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Good evening officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing. Dodger.

Dec 12, 2008 23:32

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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive - aggressive disorder
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
Dodger.

Dec 13, 2008 11:06	#1
CARLOS Points: Join Date: Sep 10, 2007 Status: Offline	Thanks Dodger, now I have a very good excuse to open the 15 yo Bowmore. Mmm... perhaps I´d better stay at difficult and very difficult sections. Carlos

Dec 14, 2008 02:25	#2
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Carlos, I salute your good taste in Malt. A Scotsman once told me that after removing the cork it should be thrown away……!! Dodger.

Dec 14, 2008 11:32	#3
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Goode excuse to finish the bottle then Dodger, hic Cheers Alan

Dec 16, 2008 04:11	#4
GUESTMANSUR	that what you western satan worshippers do always, drinking alcohol, always drunk you will drink the way to hell...

Dec 17, 2008 11:30	#5
CARLOS Points: Join Date: Sep 10, 2007 Status: Offline	I aint no shatan worshshshipper, gueshtmanshur, jusht plain drunk who likesh Shingle Ishlay malt whishshkey. Don´t you worry, gueshtmanshur, I will not drag you down there with me. I have heard down there ish quite hot. Hope shatan hash a good refridgerator to keep beer cold. By the way, if you are drunk and for shome reashon right behind an elephant, don´t ashk it to sit... Carlosh

Dec 17, 2008 11:34	#6
CARLOS Points: Join Date: Sep 10, 2007 Status: Offline	Oh, tried how thoshe work. It wash a real empiric shtudy. The firsht and the shecond shectionsh were ash shaid, the third I don´t remember, musht have a retake. Shame

Dec 17, 2008 20:39	#7
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Guestmansur, you need to learn to relax and perhaps be a little more tolerant of others. I take it that you follow the religion of piece? Dodger.

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