Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked

Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked
Dec 17, 2008 12:06
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: offline	1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your hindquarters in here by 8:00!" 2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. 5. You want to see if it's like the dream. 6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. 7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 10. No one steals your chair. Alan

Dec 17, 2008 12:06

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1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your hindquarters in here by 8:00!"

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

5. You want to see if it's like the dream.

6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

10. No one steals your chair.

Alan

Dec 17, 2008 20:38	#1
SHESGOTTOBE Points: Join Date: Nov 23, 2007 Status: Offline	LOL! Alan!!! Are you even normal??? :P

Dec 18, 2008 07:41	#2
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	People have asked me that for years, LOL Alan

Jan 2, 2009 06:52	#3
APAULT Points: Join Date: Mar 11, 2006 Status: Offline	Many years back I knew a bloke who actually went to work naked........but he was the manager of a nudist club!

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