Mackem vasectomy

Mackem vasectomy
Dec 18, 2008 03:26
GAFFER Points: Join Date: May 22, 2008 Status: offline	A brief explanation for our non UK friends; UK's very generous social benefit system often supplies many free things to people who cannot or will not work....like free furniture etc. Nick = steal. Mackem is term used to describe people living in an area of North East England. After having their 11th child, a Sunderland couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.The Man said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me'.'Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: '1, 2, 3, 4, 5,' at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.....

Dec 18, 2008 03:26

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A brief explanation for our non UK friends; UK's very generous social benefit system often supplies many free things to people who cannot or will not work....like free furniture etc. Nick = steal. Mackem is term used to describe people living in an area of North East England.

After having their 11th child, a Sunderland couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.The Man said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me'.'Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: '1, 2, 3, 4, 5,' at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.....

Dec 18, 2008 03:29	#1
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	I'll pay that one....ha Dodger.

Dec 20, 2008 00:42	#2
GARYKINKADE Points: Join Date: Jan 8, 2008 Status: Offline	I always wondered why my "daddy", when he was counting, always froze at 8 and would get a pained expression on his face. Besides, I always thought he walked a little funny anyway. Now, "mamma" she would just sit there with a "smirk" on her face and say nothing. Thank you Gaffer for providing the answer and in solving a long time ago riddle. I wonder if it was a Budweiser or Coors can ??

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