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Turkey thief
Dec 20, 2008 09:40
Nolan went into the confessional at Saint Faith's with a turkey under his arms, saying "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family on Christmas Day. Would you please take it off me and so ease my guilt?"
"Certainly not!" said Father Murphy. "You must return it to the one from whom you stole it!"
"I tried to return it!" wailed Nolan. "But he refused to take it! Oh, Father, what should I do?!"
"Well... If what you say is the truth, then I am sure it is all right for you to keep it for your family. Say three Hail Marys for the stealing, though."
"Thank you Father, thank you!" said Nolan, and hurried off.
When confessions were over, Father Murphy returned to his house across the road.
When he got there, he found someone had stolen his turkey.


Alan
Dec 20, 2008 15:45
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>>"Well... If what you say is the truth,..<<

Truth? Hmmmmm......
Sounds like a half-baked truth to me! :)

Dec 21, 2008 22:35
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Yes....a good"ham"....telling a good "turkey" joke.
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