Old time sex......

Old time sex......
Dec 31, 2008 06:52
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: offline	The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' 'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.' 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?' 'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!' A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?' Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.' Alan

Dec 31, 2008 06:52

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The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you
remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went
behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made
love to you.'
'Yes', she says, 'I remember it
well.'
'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around
there again and we can do it for old time's
sake?'
'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy,
but good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard
their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself,
I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just
keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows
them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning
on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the
back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her
skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the
old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the
policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are
making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse,
panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned
something about life and old age that he didn't
know..
After about half an hour of lying on the ground
recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back
on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly
amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret
is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse
me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life
together. Is there some sort of secret to
this?'
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric
fence.'

Alan

Dec 31, 2008 07:49	#1
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	OK, OK, the first round is on me....Ha Dodger.

Jan 2, 2009 06:28	#2
APAULT Points: Join Date: Mar 11, 2006 Status: Offline	Urgent: Anyone know how to modify an electric blanket to have a similar effect?

Jan 2, 2009 06:30	#3
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	I don't know Paul but if find out the answer let me know! he he Alan

Jan 2, 2009 10:17	#4
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Just wet the bed. Dodger.

Jan 2, 2009 10:48	#5
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	I thought of that Dodger but not sure the Mrs would like that, shocking! he he Alan

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