Timing is everything.

Timing is everything.
Jan 12, 2009 01:26
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	A married couple are driving along the road doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice, "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly Increases her speed to 45mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me Out of it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best Friend, and she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more Tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55. He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 60. "I want the car, too," he continues. Now 65 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!" The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?" The wife at last replies-in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need," she says. "Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to Him and smiles. "The airbag." Dodger.

Jan 12, 2009 01:26

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A married couple are driving along the road doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice,
"I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly
Increases her speed to 45mph.
The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me
Out of it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best
Friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more
Tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.
Up to 60.
"I want the car, too," he continues.
Now 65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards
and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies-in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to
Him and smiles. "The airbag."
Dodger.

Jan 12, 2009 10:35	#1
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	LOL, as Arthur Daley used to say never upset 'er in doors! Alan

Jan 15, 2009 01:32	#2
PRIMROSE Points: Join Date: Dec 3, 2008 Status: Offline	heheheheeeeeee. really good wife ?!!!!!!!!!!!

Jan 15, 2009 01:47	#3
LEONARDO Points: Join Date: May 21, 2007 Status: Offline	LOL! Good joke, Dodger! Lesson for men: Don't talk about divorce or you affairs with other women when your wife is behind the steering wheel!!! If you really want to mention the affair, pull over at the roadside first!

Feb 5, 2009 02:49	#4
A4ABILITY Points: Join Date: Feb 4, 2009 Status: Offline	wow,a nice one lmao

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