Breakfast anyone?

Breakfast anyone?
Mar 19, 2009 22:58
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	A woman was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As her husband walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.' His eyes lit up and he thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken'. Dodger.

Mar 19, 2009 22:58

DODGER
Points:
Join Date: Jul 15, 2007
Status: offline

A woman was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As her husband walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.
A little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all about?'
She explained, 'The egg timer's broken'.
Dodger.

Mar 20, 2009 11:47	#1
CARLOS Points: Join Date: Sep 10, 2007 Status: Offline	Mmm... who wants yolk not boiled hard? Carlos

Mar 23, 2009 05:47	#2
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Very funny Dodger, I hope he kept her warm as toast! he he Alan

Post a Reply to: Breakfast anyone?