A night out!

A night out!
Mar 23, 2009 12:06
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: offline	A crowd enters a pub and orders a big round of drinks. When they come to pay they give the barman milk bottle tops. "What the hell is this?" says the barman. The head of the group comes over to explain. "Sorry about this,” he says. “They’re all patients from the mental home down the road. Just humour them, keep a tab and, at the end of the night, I'll settle up with you." “Oh, fair enough,” says the barman. “Okay then.” The night rolls on and it's a roaring success. The barman hails the guy. "That was a great night! Not one of them is sober and they were absolutely no trouble at all!" he says, amazed. "That will be £473.82, please." "Okay," says the guy. "Have you got change for a dustbin lid?" Alan

Mar 23, 2009 12:06

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A crowd enters a pub and orders a big round of drinks. When they come to pay they give the barman milk bottle tops.
"What the hell is this?" says the barman.
The head of the group comes over to explain. "Sorry about this,” he says. “They’re all patients from the mental home down the road. Just humour them, keep a tab and, at the end of the night, I'll settle up with you."
“Oh, fair enough,” says the barman. “Okay then.”
The night rolls on and it's a roaring success. The barman hails the guy. "That was a great night! Not one of them is sober and they were absolutely no trouble at all!" he says, amazed. "That will be £473.82, please."
"Okay," says the guy. "Have you got change for a dustbin lid?"

Alan

Mar 24, 2009 00:44	#1
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Sounds like the Bloke in charge was BY...ha Dodger.

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