A Gynecologists story.

A Gynecologists story.
Mar 28, 2009 00:27
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance suits and paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial; he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade. "The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career. Dodger.

Mar 28, 2009 00:27

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A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance suits and paperwork, and was burned out.
Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial; he decided to become a mechanic.
He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't
want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade.
"The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark.
You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career.
Dodger.

Apr 26, 2009 21:06	#1
GARYKINKADE Points: Join Date: Jan 8, 2008 Status: Offline	I was cruising past posts because of shear boredom and just happened to notice this unique joke. I am shocked, shocked that you went to the trouble and effort and not one person complimented you. Well, here's my compliment anyway DODGER.

Apr 26, 2009 22:16	#2
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Gary, thanks for the complement. Cheers, Dodger.

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