A Bear walks into a bar...

A Bear walks into a bar...
Mar 28, 2009 03:23
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	A Bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings." The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings." The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs." The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs." The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate Dodger.

Mar 28, 2009 03:23

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A Bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve
beer to bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings."
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are
on drugs."
The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."

The bartender says, "You are now. That was a
barbitchyouate

Dodger.

Mar 28, 2009 10:54	#1
JABAROOTOO Points: Join Date: Jul 4, 2005 Status: Offline	This is a great ESL tongue twister. Some of us might like to use this for our more mature students............ What do you think................

Mar 29, 2009 01:40	#2
GARYKINKADE Points: Join Date: Jan 8, 2008 Status: Offline	Oh my gawd Dodger that was the best one yet.

Mar 29, 2009 05:42	#3
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Just about bearable Dodger, he he very funny mate. Alan

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