A balanced life.

A balanced life.
Apr 2, 2009 03:43
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!" "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked. "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man. "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The man replied, "That's okay. Josh, it’s important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex." Dodger.

Apr 2, 2009 03:43

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A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay. Josh, it’s important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex."
Dodger.

Apr 2, 2009 04:22	#1
CHERRY07 Points: Join Date: Mar 23, 2008 Status: Offline	I read this joke in Chinese. Now here is an English version. Very funny!

Apr 2, 2009 06:23	#2
SHUBH Points: Join Date: Feb 12, 2009 Status: Offline	Thanks for sharing the joke. I passed it to my wife to get some more relaxations.

Dec 16, 2011 01:28	#3
GUEST62172	Dear, I heard many chinese saying that old english songs are brand new...chinese ! Same as your remark about this joke... No dear, is not at all chinese....think twice,ok?

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