New York City bartenders…..

New York City bartenders…..
Apr 2, 2009 03:58
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Beer:-Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Blender Drinks:-Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy. Mixed Drinks:-Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink. Wine :- (does not include white zinfandel, see below) :-Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years... White Zinfandel :-Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue. Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... Shots:-Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad! Tequila:-No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there. THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut: Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid. Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid. Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid. Whisky: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid. Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress. White Zinfandel: He's gay! Dodger.

Apr 2, 2009 03:58

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New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
Beer:-Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Blender Drinks:-Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Mixed Drinks:-Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.
Wine :- (does not include white zinfandel, see below) :-Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years...
White Zinfandel :-Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue. Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...
Shots:-Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Tequila:-No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whisky: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay!
Dodger.

Apr 2, 2009 04:33	#1
CHERRY07 Points: Join Date: Mar 23, 2008 Status: Offline	What about men, dodger? Can we nail a man's personality based on what he drinks?

Apr 2, 2009 10:22	#2
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Brandy makes me bloody randy! he he Alan

Apr 2, 2009 12:13	#3
CARLOS Points: Join Date: Sep 10, 2007 Status: Offline	Pretty simple analyzis about men. But... what a... just want to get laid! Carlos

Apr 7, 2009 02:45	#4
ZOEY Points: Join Date: Nov 29, 2004 Status: Offline	Quote: Originally Posted by CARLOS Pretty simple analyzis about men. But... what a... just want to get laid! Carlos You hit the nail on the head, Carlos. But..... What about you? Do you have the same purpose like other men????

Apr 7, 2009 11:32	#5
CARLOS Points: Join Date: Sep 10, 2007 Status: Offline	Hehe, well, Zoey, I only say that I count myself as a man. Carlos

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