The Lap dancer’s assistant.

The Lap dancer’s assistant.
Apr 19, 2009 04:58
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	Heard the one about the bloke who phones the Beijing lap-dancing bar about the job advert in the paper? The boss tells him: "We're looking for a personal assistant to help all our girls. You'll give them a hand slipping into their G-strings, rub baby oil into their semi-naked bodies then give them a quick wipe down when they return to the dressing room. Interested?" The bloke replies: "Yeah, you bet!" The boss tells him: "Can you be in Tsingtao for 08.30 on Monday?" "Tsingtao?" says the bloke, "I thought the job was in Beijing?" "It is - but you'll have to go to Tsingtao to join the back of the queue........." Dodger.

Apr 19, 2009 04:58

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Heard the one about the bloke who phones the Beijing lap-dancing bar about the job advert in the paper?
The boss tells him: "We're looking for a personal assistant to help all our girls. You'll give them a hand slipping into their G-strings, rub baby oil into their semi-naked bodies then give them a quick wipe down when they return to the dressing room. Interested?"
The bloke replies: "Yeah, you bet!"
The boss tells him: "Can you be in Tsingtao for 08.30 on Monday?"
"Tsingtao?" says the bloke, "I thought the job was in Beijing?"
"It is - but you'll have to go to Tsingtao to join the back of the queue........."

Dodger.

Apr 28, 2009 07:08	#1
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Bugger! too late to apply, he he Alan

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